A Falwellian Surprise

The NY gay man who runs Fallwell.com finally won a suit brought against him by Jerry Falwell for trademark infringement. What I find interesting is that Jerry already owns Falwell.com (3 l's, instead of 4), which means only his followers who can't spell his name will end up at the wrong site. But given who calls him "leader", is that really any shock?

Happy Easter!

Free P*ssy in New York!

Yep, that's right, she's finally free!

Now back to far less important stories.

Little Rainbow Eggs

I heard that a bunch of parents are lining up today to get tickets so they can take their kids to the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt.

Is this "inappropriate"? Well, I guess only if the parents are gay.

I jumped on the bandwagon

. . . and I love it. Thanks, CC.

I love people

Really, I do. I'm planning a bachelor party for one of my best friends from high school, and have been looking into hotels. I went to Tripadvisor just to do a little further investigation of one particular hotel, and got a few giggles from some of the user comments. In addition to one woman's littany of fairly legitimate complaints, she included this one, which was my favorite by far: 

" If you were in the bathroom and sitting on the comode, you couldn't open or close the door without getting up."

He he he. Bless you, my child.

Prospect Heights

Somebody made a movie about the nice part of my hood. I wish I lived there.

English

Okay, for those who think they're English scholars, here's a little exercise. Reduce these sentences to familiar proverbs:

1 - Your immature gallinacians must not be calculated prior to their being produced.

2 - A perissaodactyl ungulate mammal may be addressed toward the aqueous fluid, but it cannot be compelled to quaff.

3 - It is fondness for notes of exchange that constitutes the tuberous structure of all satanically inspired principles.

4 - Lithoidal fragments ought not to be hurled by tenants of vitreous abodes.

5 - Beholden vessel never exceeds one hundred degrees Celsius.

6 - A feathered creature clasped in the manual members is the equivalent, value-wise, of a brace in the bosky growth.

Give it a try. The person who gets the most wins a prize.